OFFICIAL VOLLEYSPOTTER PREDICTIONS!

Young Greg Evans, the only man to have two shops named after him believes Arsenal are the team to watch and thinks they will storm the league with their ability to both volley and meg many a player.  Arshavin and Rosicky are actually small enough to fit through players legs aswell as the ball!!! clever thinking by young Gregory.

Gregs three players to watch this year for volleys are, Rooney, Eduardo and Ireland, not the country.  Can they tan it, yes they can! Will Stephen Ireland score more volleys than Ireland this year??? this question will be answered in the Q & A section, coming soon.

Nick ‘Mr Cyprus 2007’ O’Reardon believes Chelsea will run away with the alternative league this season.

“With the likes of so many established volleyers such as Essien, Terry, Poyet and Zola coming from this memorable team I believe I can’t lose and volleys will be a plenty from this modern Chelsea outfit.  Also they all have big legs, silky through the air for expert volley aerodynamics!”

Mr Cyprus has chosen Essien, Van the man Persie and Fletcher as his three volleyers to watch this season.  He believes they will net vital goals all in the form of the volley.

Robin ‘Volleywood goal’ Matthews has picked Man city to come out on top of the alternative league this year.  He thinks with the cheeky ability of Robinho, no one will stop his balls sliding through their legs and mixed with the immense volley assets of Ireland, Tevez and Adebayor he can’t go wrong.

‘Volleywoods’ three to watch out for are Big man Beattie, Peter the giant Crouch and Steve I sweat volleys Gerrard. ” I love big powerful men who can tonk a volley or two or three or hopefully four!”.